April 2013
confusedtree:
richwhitelesbian:
typhlozion:
blue eyes pale face constructing the master race
what is supposed to be the joke here. i’m not good with jokes so please explain it to me
well you see, genocide
destieliscanon:
{AGREESIVELY WAITS FOR MISHA’S ALPHA MALE TWEET}
snoia:
a new sex position called 11. two people lying in a bed together. fully clothed and chilling. bonding is more important than sex
captorquest:
one time in freshman year my biology teacher was teaching us about chromosomal disorders and apparently some women can have three X chromosomes and she went to go look up some pictures of what some women afflicted with this condition look like. unfortunately my teacher typed in “XXX females” and that worked about just as well as you’d expect
sanderlust:
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
nighthooker:
scream the quadratic formula when reaching climax
abideinhislove:
yourvoiceinnovember:
Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
and that student is me
221bbakerstreetis5by5:
timeywimeyteapot:
swagandthemangoes:
Roses are red His scarf was blue If he doesn’t turn up soon I might have to jump, too -JW
Gross sobbing
notkatniss:
i wish this website would stop glorifying having no friends because actually having no friends sucks and feels horrible
h0odrich:
cool flip flops i really wanted to see your crusty ass feet on this mildly warm day
alegbra:
rnilkbreath:
algebra… more like…„. alge… nah
i’m so used to seeing my own url that i thought this was talking about me and for a second i thought a hate post about me got two thousand notes and i was really hurt and confused
lpd-says-fuck-you:
anorecsya:
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between?
wankbankofamerica:
reasons i tend to not talk
people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
i hate my voice
i have something really mean to say
i hate you
i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never...
